{"product_id":"i-pinch-keychain","title":"I pinch Keychain","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eGil the Crab “I Pinch” Keychain – With Shareable QR Code\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eGil the Crab\u003c\/strong\u003e, the legendary Honda Element mascot who’s been pinching his way into the hearts (and dashboards) of Element owners everywhere. Now you can carry him with you on this sturdy, double-sided keychain featuring his iconic catchphrase: \u003cstrong data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"451\"\u003e“I Pinch.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eBut wait — there’s more pinch to the punch. On the backside of the keychain is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"557\"\u003escannable QR code\u003c\/strong\u003e that links straight to Gil’s collection of hilarious ads. That way, when your friends inevitably ask:\u003cbr data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"662\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"724\"\u003e“Why do you Honda Element people keep passing around crabs?”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"727\"\u003e—you can hand them the keychain, let them scan, and watch the confusion turn to delight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e🦀 Front side: Gil the Crab in full glory with his catchphrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"914\"\u003e“I Pinch.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e📱 Back side: \u003cstrong data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"944\"\u003eQR code\u003c\/strong\u003e linking to Gil’s ads for instant sharing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003e🔑 Durable keychain material, built for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003e😂 Guaranteed to get laughs, questions, and maybe new Element converts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eCarry Gil. Share Gil. Spread the pinch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1258\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eBecause owning an Element isn’t just driving a car — it’s joining a cult… with crabs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ToasterStuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46696842232029,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/4944\/5085\/files\/I_pinch_keychain.jpg?v=1755824310","url":"https:\/\/toasterstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/i-pinch-keychain","provider":"ToasterStuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}